Anyways, who’s excited for Twilight coming out this Friday? -raises hand- Psh, I am!
I would prefer a different Edward, but I really won’t get into the whole character choice in that movie. I’ll just try to block out his face while I’m watching it. xP

I’ll be coding some layouts soon, so check in whenever you can, mk? (:

Okay, so content-wise, I’m going to add these icons later:

Yup, I went pretty “diverse” with these…Aren’t my best, but they aren’t that bad. So there’s a random model, the Phantom, and an anime guuuuuurl. I think I’m going to add some Twilight and humorous icons, so stay tuned, my little ones.

-hydrogen balloons really ARE flammable! Go figure!
-know-it-alls do not prosper
-nor do cookie stealers (literally.)
-life sucks, and then you die, and
-no matter how many books you read, you still have to deal with reality.

And trust me reality sucks. Oh, yeah, why?!?!? It doesn’t stink for you because…

a. You don’t have Asperger’s Syndrome, like me
b. You aren’t O.C.
c. YOU’RE ARE NOT A 100 PLUS POUND MOODY TEENAGER WHO EATS COOKIES. EVEN THE ONE’S THAT AREN’T YOURS.

So then, here are some symptoms of Aspergers. Maybe you have it, too:

1. Social interaction (which is me, because it took me forever to get the good friends I have, and I constantly risk losing them)
2. Restricted or repetitive interests or behavior (ME! On the computer! And when I obsess about the POTO! And me and legos! And the piano!)
3. Speech and language unusually fast, jerky, and loud (OMG! That’s me! I talk really fast, jerkily, and loud! Plus I use the word “like” too much!)
4. Good auditory and visual perception (ME!!! AND MY MUSIC! AND MY DRAWINGS!!!)
5. Odd or bouncy gait or behavior (THAT’S ME!!!!! MEE AND MY SPAZZINESS!)
6. Early morning awakenings (I’m the only kid ever to wake up at six on weekends!!!)

Conclusion:

OH MY GOSH!!!! I HAVE ASPERGER’S!!!! DO YOU HAVE ASPERGER’S?!?!?!??!?!?!?

AAAAAAAHHHHH!

Today, I went to see TAYLOR LAUTNER! For those of you who do not know who he is…he is the guy that plays Jacob Black, the werewolf, in Twilight.

I actually did not meet him unfortunately. It was limited to the first 750 people. And sadly, I got there a bit late and did not get an autograph.

But it was enough to see him only 10 feet away from me.
It was a life changing experience.

Well, thanks for reading…and watch the Twilight Movie!!!

-Miz Prez

I have started to hate my body. (sorry, Lana. )

I mean, like, I dunno. The “health” truck came to school today and weighed us and measured and poked and prodded and checked for scoliosis. And I was happy with everything. Except my weight. I didn’t have scoliosis, I had good eyesight, I have proper blood pressure, but I weigh a honking lot. Now I wish I was a few pounds skinnier. And I want my potbelly off.

Moving on from that interesting tidbit, I happened to get tagged. Here are your facts:

1. I enjoy saying, “You make me chuckle.”
2. I criticize everything.
3. I love really funny blog entries.
4. I wish I was skinnier.
5. I have no idea about politics.
6. I hate it when DVDs stop working.
7. I hate it when people say that chickens go “bawk bawk” when they really say “werk werk”.
8. People calling turtles amphibians irk me, because they are really reptiles.
9. I love all that glitters.
10. I love musicals. Even bad ones.

Today is election day. We all know (or should know) the two most popular men in this year’s election.
John McCain and Barack Obama. We also know their running mates.
John McCain-Sarah Palin
Barack Obama-Joe Biden

These two gentlemen right now are anxiously awaiting the poll results, the fellow citizens of the United States are also awaiting these poll results.

Who do you think will win?
My parents are going for Barack Obama, even though they cannot vote…YET. They will be able to vote in the next presidential election. Nonetheless, I want to hear a little about you (the readers of this fine post).

-Prezzie (will be running for Prezzident soon!)

Oh, boy, I hafta go. I shall edit this post later.

EDITTTTTTTT!

I told you.

Well anyway, here’s Ching. I’m thinking about the election: WHO WILL WIN?!?!?!?! It’s so darn nervewracking. What if we all DIE because of politics? And to think of a certain political conversation between two of my classmates, let’s use the pseudonyms “Sally” and “John”.

Sally: GO OBAMA!
John: McCain will win anyway.
Sally: You know what, McCain can just go poop somewhere.
John: You know what? He can. He can go poop on Obama’s head.

Which pretty much sums the point up:

Who cares?

Well, so, I have a question to ask you visitors. Do you enjoy groupwork? I do not enjoy groupwork, especially when it’s on a very important piece of you grade. For instance, I only got a 93% because of lack of eye contact and posture, although I was the one who had their lab work copied by the rest of the group. Is this not unjust? Is the world not just so unfair?

And then, there is all of the jokes about politics (which, are actually quite humorous). However, during my last piano lesson, my mother and my teacher spent fifteen minutes discussing how much they dislike Sarah Palin. Yes, I dislike her too in her maverick-ocity, but still. Let’s see all of the different jokes aimed at her (which I find tasteful):

1. We all love to be mavericks be all mavericky and such.
2. May I please use my lifeline?
3. Hockey mom: a rottwelier (I think it was a rottweiler) with lipstick.
4. Plus, she has a mustache in that really up-close picture of her in Newsweek

I know. I have no idea what the heck politics are. But coming from a democratic family, it’s all I hear.

Do you enjoy lazers?
Do you like groupwork?
Are you influenced by your family about who you want to win the election?
What the heck IS a maverick?

So yesterday we had our first social. yahoo. SO it was fun in the beginning. But as time went by…it sucked. Not saying I won’t go to next one though, please don’t missunderstand me. But thanks to K3&&%, being with J0&$, and dumb D*&^%$# asking my friend twice, it was not fun.
As for me, it’s pretty sad when the only slow dance you dance with a person to, you have to ask. Not to be mean….but listen…friend from above…AT LEAST SOME ONE ACTUALLY ASKED YOU! I DIDN’T EVEN GET ASKED! T_T

The best part of the dance ou might ask? Thnks fr th Mmrs. It played after a million reqests. So that was the best.

Alright, q + a time.
Did the person from above cry? How the he;; (excuse my french) should I know?
Did you cry? …..
Did you have fun? Yesh
Do you wish some one asked you to dance? No…. << ^^ >> *DUH* I didn’t put gook on my face and burn my hair for nothing!

I’m done here. I’m getting sad again. You wanna talk to me? Call 1-800-depressed and I’ll pick up.

~Carlisle~

Well do you really want someone to ask you…when you were gonna ask someone else, then you don’t have the courage to say no…calm down Cici.
-Prez

So OF COURSE the Whale has do go all “only one person per computer” on me, so we all kinda hafta split up. Okay, Whale, let’s take a gander.

NOT.

So I coordinate the slideshow, fun fun! And like, so on presentation day, she did TAKE A GANDER. A LARGE ONE, TOO. I mean, a little one is fine, but she just had to keep looking and looking and scrutinizing our slides until her mustache has little sweat beads on the tips. And then, she asks us trivia, so our group’s like, we’ll take a gander, go team. So she asks EVERYONE REALLY STUPID QUESTIONS. LIKE WHY. For instance.

Why do volcanoes erupt?
Heat and pressure.
But WHY?!?!?
Because they have nowhere else to go.

So yeah, I don’t know if we did good or not. So then the next day, in hope of redemption, we patiently wait for other groups to present. We are all being perfect little ganders angels. And then, she puts Kisses, the guinea pig, on our table. Yay, Kisses. A brown rodent. Ho ho!

So the group goes all tectonic-like and tsunami-beastliness and everything, and then…

OMG. Kisses poops.

We had to giggle. Like a volcano, it HAD TO GO SOMEWHERE. IT JUST HAD TO.

So we’re sitting there, giggling furtively.

NO KISSES!

Kisses ate his poop, and then made another one.

And ate that one, and then repeated it.

And the Whale did not take a gander when she should have. She did not even Windex the table. She calmly wiped the table with a dry paper towel, lifted Kisses up, and said…

“It’s all just plant compost, anyway.”
WHAT TYPE OF WOMAN IS SHE?!?!?

So I was logging into Gaia, and I see this glitch, and then I screencap it. Too bad that I’m not as popular as the glitch attested to. But still, it’s a pretty good shot. LOL. Comment on your past experiences with glitches!

Well, anyway, I had a pretty good Science class: the Whale’s home turf. This is a fairly realistic rendering of Ching’s adventures in the art of GEOLOGICAL TIME. (I am using nicknames/pennames to ensure security)

Whale: Everyone sit. Backpacks underneath the desks! No talking! We have to get to work!
Class: *muffles sounds of sighing, laughing, etc.*
Me: Okay, then.
Whale: All non-Science realted objects off the table!
Me: *sheepishly pulls off Phantom of the Opera binder*
Whale: Good. Now get to work.
Me: *wrestles with classmates, trying tog get the good computer to use for the project*
Me: Volcanoes, volcanoes.
Class: *goes silent*
Whale: *stands on chair* Think of me…Think of me fondly…
Class: *chorus*
Me: Eh?
(all wait, as if, well, waiting for a crescendo)
Me: WHEN WE SAID GOOD-BYE!!!
(music stops. light flickers)
Whale: 16…16…16….THIS IS THE LAST TIME TO MAKE IT RIGHT! NOW OR NEVER! *moonwalks*
Class: Eh?
Whale: *dances* FOLLOW ME!
Class: *jumps into dance sequence*
Whale: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Class: *dance dance dance*
Whale: *spins around and falls onto a crowd, who eagerly lift her*
Class: *carries the Whale*

THE END.

So I got a little fictitious. What’s like without some?

Shout-out from Ching: I’m so happy now. Because the PHANTOM ROCKS! AND I CAN PLAY THE OVERTURE ON THE PIANO! AND I HAVE A PLAYBILL!!! AND YAY! HUZZAH!!!!!!!!!!!! GO PHANTOM!

Hello this is Prezzie reporting to MTLGT.
ALAS! I am back from Las Vegas!
Allow me to shed some light on this subject. I am on vacation and we went to Las Vegas for the weekend. I convinced my parents to buy tickets to Phantom of the Opera. I am sure glad I did because it was soo ah-mazing! You cannot believe how awesome it was. We visited all these Hotels like Caesar’s Palace and The Venetian (which was where Phantom of the Opera was playing) and the Wynn and….so many others. Hehe.
I also saw this show called LE REVE which is french for “THE DREAM” It was total OMG moment!
If any of you have heard of Cirque de Soleil, well then you know how awesome this show must have been. It was from the guy that produced Cirque de Soliel and developed his own show.
It had so many water aerobics and so many stunts. It was so beautiful! haha. I intend on going there again.
Well that’s basically it.
BTW I am now a bit more inspired for new tutorials expect those soon!

PREZZIE OUT!

Here is the list of affiliates who didn’t pass because of inactivity, closure, lack of linkage, etc.: Twisted Rose, RaddNeo, Mariana’s Blog, Aeroglam, Shoelace, Watermelon Burst, The Big Cookie, Kiowa-Designs, Flight Graphics, Desired Rainbow, Ting-Box, and Midnight Neo. This means that applications are open again—and all of the people who didn’t make it, feel free to reapply.

I’m revamping the reviews section. I think that we had far too many reviews to tackle at once, so I decided to redo the coding, redo the review system, make to subpages, and the like. I want the system a bit more ergonomic so it’s not such a pain to go through and review everyone. WUFOO STINKS. Go installable scripts and JotForm! Yes, that’s me, fickle as a…FROG? FELINE? FURRY FELINE?!?

So MTLGT has suffered a brief “hiatus”, call it a “hibernation”, if you will. For instance, no graphics, no juicy blogs, no reviews…I’m changing things up. Things I need to do:

• Revamp reviews
• Make more graphics
• Hire some staff
• Conduct affie check

Ha! Call me a wallower…I am such a wallower…XD I sit here, fermenting. Watching one of those lame “Throwdown” shows with Bobby Flay. C’mon, Bobby, can’t you see that in every single dang one of those you LOSE? And on rare occasions procure a TIE?

Enough of that crying-sad sorta stuff. I wonder what would happen if you launched a soda can into outer space… Hmmm…. These are the thoughts that haunt me. Since I got into Annie, I have to learn all the songs. In two weeks. UGH. I hate this. My director (and my band teacher) Mr. Ciccioni put me as an orphan because I have dancing experience. AND I SUCK AT DANCING!!!!! Ching, on the other hand, would make a marvelous orphan.

OOOOHHHH!!!! I just started a new book series called Maximum Ride. It’s AWESOME! The books are about 6 kids who were taken from their parents when they were babies and had avian (bird) DNA grafted into them by evil scientists. They managed to escape from the science lab slash prison they had once called home, and were constantly on the run from Erasers, part man, part wolf, all bloodthirsty. Oh, and they have to save the world. They are Max (who, just for the record, is a girl, not a guy) who is 14, Fang who is 14, Iggy who is 14 and blind, Nudge who is 11 and won’t stop talking, the Gasman (don’t ask why) who is 8, and Angel who’s 6.

Firstly, Prez will be gone for the Fall Break, and she’ll be back earliest at around Monday or Thursday. The lucky duck gets to go watch THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA in Las Vegas. *pang of Andrew Lloyd Webber-caused jealousy* However, she says that she will attempt to get on a computer to make some content, let’s keep our fingers crossed. Also, she’s borrowing my Original London Casy 1986 CD of the Phantom of the Opera, so let’s hope that it stays safe! And hope that I’ll get a free Playbill from her! XP

Secondly, Ching’s going to another feis! Wish her luck on her October Irish dance competition-and hope that her feet don’t fall off while trying to break in her new dancing shoes!

Lastly, I’m sorry for the lack of updates. Stupid school.